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UCLA Football vs. Oklahoma 2018: Go Joe Bruin predicts the game! – Horror edition

By Mike Regalado

WHITBY, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 24: Dracula stalks his victim in a performance during a spectacular light display illuminating the ruins of the historic Whitby Abbey on October 24, 2017 in Whitby, England. The famous Benedictine abbey was the inspiration for Bram Stoker's gothic novel Dracula and will be illuminated during the English Heritage event over seven nights during Halloween and the Half Term period to celebrate that history. (Photo by Ian Forsyth/Getty Images)
WHITBY, ENGLAND - OCTOBER 24: Dracula stalks his victim in a performance during a spectacular light display illuminating the ruins of the historic Whitby Abbey on October 24, 2017 in Whitby, England. The famous Benedictine abbey was the inspiration for Bram Stoker's gothic novel Dracula and will be illuminated during the English Heritage event over seven nights during Halloween and the Half Term period to celebrate that history. (Photo by Ian Forsyth/Getty Images) /
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The UCLA football team has a tough game in front of them as they are set to take in Oklahoma. One would call it a horror story. The writers of Go Joe Bruin certainly did.

The UCLA football team was supposed to be scary. Instead, they might be falling victim to the plot of a horror story. Last week, the Bruins showed that they still have a long way to go under Chip Kelly with an underwhelming loss to Cincinnati.

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And as it looks, the Bruins could be entering a terrifying experience as they head to Norman, Oklahoma to face the #6 Sooners. Spoiler alert: it’s going to be hell.

Mike Crawford

Hoping that Tropical Storm Gordon evens things out a bit in Saturday’s game against Oklahoma…but that’s not likely. Oklahoma 35 – UCLA 14

Nathan Eberhardt

Torrents and torrents of blood. So much blood. Oklahoma 7G – UCLA “caterpillar emoji”

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Kellan Grant

UCLA looks slightly better offensively but can’t find a way to finish multiple drives. Oklahoma’s offense just overwhelms the Bruins defense. Oklahoma 45 – UCLA 17

Michael Hanna

This is gonna hurt. “South Park GIF – It’s going to be a bloodbath!” Oklahoma 42 – UCLA 10

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The score looks worse, but the Bruins look better. Oklahoma 41 – UCLA 19

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The Bruins find themselves overmatched against a talented Sooners team. After losing QB Baker Mayfield to the NFL, Texas A&M transfer Kyler Murray started last week and performed well. He’s an athletic quarterback who will give the UCLA defense fits chasing him around the field. Bruins QB Wilton Speight was hurt in last week’s game and has been limited in practice this week.

Coach Chip Kelly will need to make a choice from a not 100% Speight vs a freshman DTR playing in front of over 86,000 screening Sooners fans. It may not matter either way but I would love to see how DTR would perform in such an intense atmosphere. One good note for UCLA, a late TD run by Kazmeir Allen give him his second 100 yard game in a row and helps the Bruins cover the 30.5 point spread. Oklahoma 42 – UCLA 17

Mike Regalado

…and as Josephine slowly opened the creaking door to the upstairs bedroom, she saw a chair in the corner, the back turned to her. The moonlight flickered into the room as the wind blew the curtains to and fro.

There was no sound except for the wind whistling on that moody Friday night. That changed as the chair started to slowly rock back and forth. Josephine’s heart skipped a beat. She started to sweat. Her blood ran cold. Her first thought was to run, but she couldn’t move. She was drawn to the chair.

There was something about it. It was familiar, yet terrifying. She had no idea why but she felt the need to investigate it. It was something from her past.

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She took a few steps closer, her heart pounding. She tried to adjust her eyes to that of the fluctuating light. The chair started to rock back and forth a little harder. She was almost there. She reached out with her paw when suddenly, there was yelling from the kitchen downstairs. Josie turned to the door to try and hear what the commotion was. Her boyfriend Joe yelled, “Josie, there is absolutely nothing here!”

Josephine was confused. Things were not adding up in the Kelly house. Once again, Joe yelled from the kitchen, “There is nothing in the refrigerator, nothing in the cabinets and nothing in the cupboards!”

Josephine was completely terrified at this point. But it was nothing compared to what she saw when she turned back around to the chair.

The rocking had stopped but the chair had turned towards her and sitting there was former UCLA football coach Jim Mora. He was looking dead into her eyes. His emotionless mouth started to turn into a creepy smile. He looked even creepier than his doppelgänger, Mark Wahlberg.

Mora’s smile started to grow, revealing his teeth. At that point, he started to laugh. Josephine‘s heart was about to jump out of her chest. That’s when Mora spoke, “I LEFT THE CUPBOARDS BARE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”

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I hope you enjoyed this horror story because it will be a lot more enjoyable than the horror story we are going to see on Saturday in Norman, OK. Oklahoma 43 – UCLA 18