Game of Thrones: Pac-12 Edition

March 11, 2016; Las Vegas, NV, USA; Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott addresses the media in a press conference before the semifinals of the Pac-12 Conference tournament between the Oregon State Beavers and the California Golden Bears at MGM Grand Garden Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /

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Jan 2, 2016; Phoenix, AZ, USA; Arizona State Sun Devils quarterback Mike Bercovici (2) pats receiver Devin Lucien (15) on the head after a touchdown against the West Virginia Mountaineers during the first half of the 2016 Cactus Bowl at Chase Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Camporeale-USA TODAY Sports /

Arizona State: House Martell

A Southern House from a largely arid area. A Southern school from a largely arid area. Red and gold banners. Red and gold jerseys. A sigil featuring a sharp weapon piercing the sun. A sun-based mascot who wields a sharp weapon. A long-held reputation for doing nothing but passing time by partying and fu enjoying physical pleasures. A long-held rep… forget it, you get the point by now. And really, did we see anything happen in the Water Gardens in Season 5 of Game of Thrones that hasn’t happened approximately 13,824,257 times on Mill Avenue already?

We might as well change the name of Sunspear to Tempe and Dorne to Arizona.

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