Game of Thrones: Pac-12 Edition

March 11, 2016; Las Vegas, NV, USA; Pac-12 commissioner Larry Scott addresses the media in a press conference before the semifinals of the Pac-12 Conference tournament between the Oregon State Beavers and the California Golden Bears at MGM Grand Garden Arena. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports /

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Dec 30, 2015; San Diego, CA, USA; USC Trojans quarterback Cody Kessler (6) throws as Wisconsin Badgers linebacker Chris Orr (50) defends during the second quarter in the 2015 Holiday Bowl at Qualcomm Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Jake Roth-USA TODAY Sports /

USC: House Lannister

Hoooooo boy. It’s like George R.R. Martin intentionally put this one on a tee for a snarky UCLA fan. Let’s see if we can make some sort of connection between the most loathed House in Westeros and USC:

We suppose we could talk about the mustard and ketchup colors. Or the narcissistic vanity and smug, preening arrogance that arise from a lifetime of flaunting wealth and privilege. Maybe even the fact that the current administration run by unqualified legacies cannot get out of its own way as it threatens to unravel everything that the previous generation built. And then there’s the blatant and rampant incest…

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Sorry, we had more to write, but FanSided’s lawyers just zapped us repeatedly with a taser until we promised to stop. We’ll just say we’re looking forward to Cersei Lannister being lined up as Lynn Swann’s heir to the seat of House Trojan in 2018.

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