Dan Guerrero, UCLA’s fearless leader and easily the greatest Athletic Director in the history of all of sports, is coming under fire for the 43rd straight year as the head honcho of UCLA’s Athletic Department.
Of course, people seem to think that he’s total garbage just because our basketball program hasn’t been close to winning anything for only half of a decade and because some people happen to forget we have a football program. For some reason, spoiled UCLA fans think that winning just comes super easy. What jerks.
But the smart Bruins know that UCLA is better off with Dan Guerrero.
Why? I’m about to outline for you exactly why he’s better for this prestigious university.
(Note: The rest of this post is NSFW. Also, if you’re not getting the satire, I’m going to crack my earlobes in half.)