LOLUSC: The Coliseum, Home of “Gangbang Girl #32″

May 29, 2012; Los Angeles, AZ, USA; General view of the demonstration course during Robby Gordon

From here on out, we’ll chronicle some of the stupidest gaffs from the other school across town, USC. With NCAA violations, DUIs, arrests and other crazy things happening up the wahoo at Southern Cal, I thought it’d be cool to paint a nice picture of just how ridiculous that school is.

I didn’t know when to break this feature out, because I’ve been waiting awhile, but what better way to start it then with a porn flick being shot at the Trojans’ home field, the Coliseum?

From the LA Times (via Reign of Troy):

The Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum field is the place where the USC Trojans play football, two Summer Olympics were staged, John F. Kennedy accepted the Democratic presidential nomination and Pope John Paul II celebrated Mass.

It was also a location for “The Gangbang Girl #32,” a hard-core pornographic movie that featured 40 minutes of group sex on the gridiron turf, The Times has learned.

DO NOT DIE OF LAUGHTER. Just hold on. Let me finish first (that’s what Gangbang Girl #32 said).

First of all, 40 minutes is some hardcore shit, I’m sure. That’s about as much time between U$C NCAA violations.

What did our friends at RoT have to say about this?

Before this story can be told one thing needs to be clear: NO USC ATHLETES WERE INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO. NONE. AT ALL. WHATSOEVER.

Why so defensive?

The movie credits also list the date of production as Sept. 16th, 2001, which would have coincided with USC Football season. USC was home the week before filming and two weeks after.

Wait, so am I the only one whose first thought was, “Wow, five days after the terrorist attacks on September 11,” and was pretty much everyone else thinking about USC’s football season?

The filming for the video was done at night, with scenes of the iconic red and white seats and the tunnel that Trojan athletes use to enter the stadium. The Coliseum is never mentioned by name but those scenes clearly give away its identity.

THE BLOGGERS AT ROT WATCHED IT?!?!?

In all seriousness, poor Southern Ca– nah, this is too hilarious. I mean, cum on, dude, a pornography being shot at your home turf? Did they use a Trojan condom, for symbolicism? And what connection does this have to former U$C Trojan Reggie Bush’s ex-girlfriend and accidental porn-star, Kim Kardashian?

Porn is something not new to USC, though. Back in 2009, USC had a debate about porn featuring none other than Ron Jeremy, and recently, a video surfaced at what appears to be a USC frat-house, in which a porn taping went horribly wrong when the frat dudes started getting weird (NOTE: links to reddit, which links to something that is very NSFW).

How classy, Southern Cal.

Screw on, Trojans.